Samantha

Samanthas may seem cold or indifferent at first, but as you get to know them better, you’ll find that they are actually great to be around, funny and cheerful, dumber than you’d think, and often loyal to a fault. Samanthas tend to seem chill and indifferent but make no mistake, they are heavily scrutinising and judging your every action internally. Samanthas have also mastered the art of duality. Sometimes being the most upbeat person in the room and a moment later, brooding in a corner. Best to leave her be when she’s in her depressed state. Tip? Don’t piss off Samanthas, they’ve got sharp tongues and witty retorts so unless you want to take a major blow to your ego and self-esteem, keep them happy. Samanthas may not seem like it, but being over-thinkers, they are always preparing for the worst case scenario, and hence despite the optimistic appearance, honestly are quite pessimistic. They need a lil’ ray of sunshine in their life, and you could be theirs.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Samantha?”
Person 2: “Yeah she was drinking Dettol back there a while ago!”
Person 1: “She needs help.”

by proud_disgrace February 23, 2022

samantha valyou

A stubby toad, no ass bitch who doesnt know what to do around a bear!

Samantha Valyou: someone who doesnt know shit!

by Bails24601 June 21, 2018

samantha lake

little coward bitch that eat er dogs poopoo for bekfest

hello im samantha lake and Gerard way owns my ass

by twentychemicalpanickingwhores September 9, 2019

samantha leyva

a gorgeous girl who i saw on ig and her @ is samanthaleyvax3, she deserves more than she receives and looks like a very funny and caring person. outshiningly stunning and has a great body, shouldn’t be sad over no boy.

girl: “samantha leyva is so pretty”

by officialxanonymous August 4, 2019

Samantha haggard

A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.

Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.

by Butternut nipple clamp June 8, 2022

Samantha

Lesbian or bisexual/pansexual, never strait

Hi, I'm Samantha (seriously my name is Samantha)

by Mha toga May 16, 2021

Samantha

A lying little thot.she always trying to steal people from there relationship.she also lies about her age a lot.shes a pussy that can’t back her words up.and is a awful person

samantha is a very uncommon name which means she’s very loud and disturbing

by Hey hoe April 16, 2020