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Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017
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Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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salti nerd

cool human being, very Huggable and loved by all. Tends to be awesome in every way.
by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020
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Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.
Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake
by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023
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Salty Babs

Salt of a Babs
Holy shit that's one salty babs
by Stlu July 25, 2015
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Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.
I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?
by KRayna September 13, 2023
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Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes
by Innjured December 28, 2017
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