by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019

A sad larry is the act of one man crying into a vagina and having a third person then perform oral sex on the teary vagina.
"My wife has been really into getting Sad Larry's lately. The fact that the third guy is my brother helps the tears."
by xXTruGoku9001Xx March 20, 2016

person 1: “hey you can’t spend the night, my dad is having his yearly tumbling performance which last 3 weeks straight.”
person 2: “cosa sad.”
person 2: “cosa sad.”
by pineapple turtles May 30, 2022

When it’s the last formal dinner of the sem and you have to say goodbye to some cool people but also eat nice food and listen to cool music and speeches
by Sally1234_not October 15, 2017

by Balls jr November 3, 2022

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018
