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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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sahara squirts

It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.
On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.
by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025
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Squirt

Your mam is full of squirt
by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023
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squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.
I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?
by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022
mugGet the squirt buddymug.

squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
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Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
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Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
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