Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

roadgal

'roadgal' - a word used to refer to a hoe who hangs with all the roadmen, typically avid weekend weed smokers and drinkers of tame drinks like peach schnapps; however, watch out for her as she's probably hot as fuck

'is rihanna out tonight?'
'course, she's got some bud because she's a roadgal'

by roadgirlasfuck October 23, 2015

Road D & Scoopin's

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.

She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's

by Marchand August 10, 2016

Road Rage

Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive.

Example of someone expressing road rage: "Get out of the way you assholes!" *shakes fist angrily*

by SchiteStack March 5, 2017

Roadeye

Typically a male, this male will normally be attracted to other males of the Homosexual variety.

Wow, that Roadeye is so brave for preaching his true sexual orientation.

by Im Gaxi July 7, 2017

Road Zombie

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.

It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.

My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.

by Sawman70 February 13, 2019

Brown Road

The act of taking a dump in a line on the back of your sex partner.

Dude you won't believe this girl i met last night. She let me give her a brown road!

by fatboythuggin11 July 29, 2009