Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)

1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things

by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023

The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

by toapt July 19, 2024

I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 23, 2023

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

dazai x obama x reader

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!

someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe

by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.

Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.

by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025