punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

Bomb-punch

Misuse of explosive weapons in any video game by intentionally standing too close to the target when using and/or detonating said explosives. The resulting explosion is usually equally damaging to both the player and his or her target, but any player willing to take this risk generally doesn't mind the consequences.

blackNOS92: I just bought a rocket launcher for my character.
bluen3b03: Sweet, now you can Bomb-punch people!
blackNOS92: I kno!

by N3B November 18, 2005

Velvet Punch

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

Butt Punch

When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.

Last night Ben butt punched me, it hurt so bad, we had to stop completely.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018