PUCKERED RAISIN

a asshole

Boy! That girl had a nice puckered raisin!

PUCKERED RAISIN by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

picky 

Needing a 1 million dollar salary to live comfortably in New York City.

my friend told me they need a large amount of money to live in New York City. That's sooooo picky.

picky by asdfawset August 7, 2018

Dick-Picky 

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

Dick-Picky 

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

puckle 

A penis that has cuts on it.

My penis is puckle with scars.

puckle by Chodeser February 13, 2003

Pucker Factor 

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

Pucker Factor by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Pucktiles 

Pucktiles.
Bucktiles.
Bucktales.
Brucktales.
Breaktales.
Breakfales.
Breakfalse.
Breakfaste.
Breakfast.
It means breakfast.

"How early are the supplements and pucktiles commencing?" (meaning: When are we having breakfast?)

Pucktiles by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004