gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

Pubes Anginal Mating

When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.

I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.

Damn do it to me bby gurl

by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022

Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022

The Ole Pube Way

This long-standing Ole Miss tradition is used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger pledge that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).

As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way.

by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022

The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).

As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way

by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

pube plug

When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.

Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!

by Slothdan August 2, 2021