Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

He’s on Pube

Refers to a when a player shoots and enemy out doesn’t complete the kill and calls out to his team mates “he’s on pube”

Boys he’s so low he’s on pube

by He’s on Pube March 1, 2020

Pube manchu

Long pubic hair than extends down past each side of the balls resembling the famous fu manchu mustache.

"Did you end up hooking up with that guy last night"
"I was going to. But he had a pube manchu and i just couldn't"

by ArnieBT January 8, 2020

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.

Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.

by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017

Pube Wart

Not quite sure what it means.

1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.

"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."

2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.

by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017