The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
Get the Elmer’s Pubesmug. “Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
Get the pube-lice-itymug. by Dmischv April 4, 2020
Get the Pube Saladmug. 
When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
Get the Breaded Pubesmug. A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!
by Crack Canyon January 19, 2012
Get the Methuzela Pubesmug. by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
Get the Dragon's Pubes Candymug.