A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
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Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
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"whoa bro did you see that chick?" "yah, but she had braces" "whatever bro that's bracial profiling"
by joe9999 October 21, 2009
Get the Bracial profiling mug.when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.
"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"
by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010
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It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
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