Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

Pneumatically Assaulted

To farted on or crop dusted.

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

by Patty the Builder December 25, 2025

green pneumonia

When you smoke too much resin from scraping out your pieces, or too regularly, and it makes you sick.

Man, Jesse smoked so much of that shit he got green pneumonia!

by RougeVengeance May 2, 2018

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

pediatric pneumonia

When you inhale a load from your man and it gets into your lungs causing pneumonia. “Sperm-lung”

I got laid last night but that damn pediatric pneumonia is kicking my ass today.

I can’t breathe with this pediatric pneumonia those kid are partying in my lungs.

by Hero with the PEDImate June 5, 2021

Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023