When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner
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Get the Nutella poptart mug.A visual comparison describing the mingling of menstrual blood with pale seminal fluid following sexual activity, resulting in a pink-and-red appearance reminiscent of a strawberry-filled pastry with icing.
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Get the cracker crust poptart mug.After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
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Get the thor.odinsons.poptart mug.The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
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