Pen

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

Paintbrush/pen

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol

Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.

by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

by splitenz November 26, 2014

gas and pens

vape pods and vape pens are sometimes referred to as gas and pens

Yo,hook me up with some gas and pens

by bitch im your daddy November 29, 2018

Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”

by BousheyMF August 20, 2024