peen

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damn bro u have a nice peen

by marslolz January 27, 2021

Peen team

When two or more males meet up and masturbate to a video, photo etc. and cum on the floor

"Shit nigga, wanna make a peen team tonight?"
"Only if you wear socks motherfucker."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

Peen team

When two or more males masturbate to a picture, video etc. and cum at the same time

Male 1: "Yo nigga, let's make a peen team tonight."
Male 2: "Only if you wear socks nigga."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

peeniggasexmoment

A bruh moment, but with more bruh.

That was a peeniggasexmoment.

by Stupidniggaasscheekwalmart December 26, 2020

Peen Flop

When a girl completely gets rid of your hard-on in a matter of seconds

"Yo she had such bad breath bro I had a Peen Flop"

by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

Peenar Squeenar

An Ice breaker used in uncomfortable situations.

Me: Peenar Squeenar.
Them: what does that even mean?
Me: Wanna know what Peenar Squeenar means?

by Clinical Fuckup February 27, 2021