Copy and paste

When u copy and paste a text. (Usually used to cheat on tests etc.)

Me: Jesus this essay is so fucking long, Im gonna cheat
*Finds a website*
*copy and pastes info into essay*
Me: seems good enough.
*turns in*
*next day*
Teacher: SASHA WTF
Me: WHAT
Teacher: im not a dumbass idiot
Me: wdym....
Teacher: U get a fucking E on this essay.
Me: y?
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
Me: WELL I DONT KNOW
Teacher: u really used urban Dictionary to cheat on this test?
Me: yes...
Teacher: u fucking dumbass

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

waist paste

Male ejaculate

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.

by e_RoC May 25, 2018

Boudreaux's Butt Paste

Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne

Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

Past

a part of a person's history that is considered to be shameful.

he was well dressed and enthusiastic, but the tattoo on his hand hinted that he had a past

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024