Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

papelblown

1. A save that is blown just enough to keep that ERA nice and sparkly, perfected by Jonathan Papelbon of the Red Sox.

2. A blowjob that does the trick but gives nothing more.

1. And a bloop single by Jeter to right and that's Papelblown save #6 on the year!

2.Bryan: Dude, I got seriously Papelblown last night.
Will: Well at least you got some dude.

by Miguel Cabrera August 21, 2006

paper covers rock

The phenomenon which occurs when one party tries to pound it and another goes up for a high five instead. A reference to how the person's open palm seems to "cover" the fist, much like rock paper scissors.

John: Dude, pound it!
Tom: High five!
John: Oh, god DAMN you Tom.
Tom: Sorry dude, paper covers rock!

by anonymous08532 February 14, 2009

paperboy (noun)

Someone who is aloof, or is unaware of their surroundings. Someone who does not know what is going on.

"paperboy (noun)":(playing a video game) "You're shooting at the wrong team you paperboy!"

"paperboy (noun)"(ordering a mixed drink at a beer bar) "Can I get a jack and coke?" Reply: "This is a beer bar, paperboy."

by Houston1 March 4, 2009

Paperclip Cult

The best band that there has ever been. Located in Australia. The band is made up of four extremely sexy girls...

"What are you listening to ?"
"The Paperclip Cult of course, what about you?"
"Haha, same!"

by Pianist. July 8, 2009

paper process

A bitch pussy ass pledge process that doesn't bring in the quality people of a normal pledge process.

what they have a paper process? haha pussies

by nigeee August 14, 2010

Paper nipple clip

a paper clip specially made for nipples

I slapped that "Paper nipple clip" on her so smoothly.

by catdogtigolebitties November 5, 2011