brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

bunch punch

A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)

1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.

2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.

3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.

by justin gibbons April 6, 2008

punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015

Velvet Punch

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

punch palace

A "punch palace" is a venue such as a bar, club or nightclub that that has a reputation to be rowdy and often has physical fights between it's patrons. The cops are often called there.

Jim: "Hey Joe, let's try this corner bar called the Backstreet Pub."
Joe: "Let's try elsewhere, I hear there's always fights there, it's a known punch palace."

by dannywho May 4, 2018

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013