An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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Get the phone surfing mug.Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.
Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”
by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017
Get the Burn Phone mug.Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
Get the Phone bondage mug.A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
Get the porn phone mug.A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
Get the spiderman phone mug.Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
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