Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021

tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)

Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)

by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021

Tuesday after lunch

When it's ready, eventually.

We have always said that the kite would be released on a Tuesday after lunch - Andy Wardley

by Kelly Down December 4, 2012

testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry

HOLY TESTICULAR TUESDAY

by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023

tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

No homo tuesday

Like no homo day you can day anything gay no homo doesn't need to be said

today is no homo Tuesday Matthew and Chris

by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020