Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

aussie dave

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm

That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.

by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022

cheeky Dave

Always sliding into a girls dm’s till she replies “who are you?” No 100 percent means yes. Foot fetish’s are a must from a cheeky Dave.

She was 12 years old mate, you’re such a cheeky dave

by Dogwankers November 1, 2022

Demonic dave

When your demonic and your names dave

Doing cosplay
Friend 1: who should I dress as?
Friend 2: demonic dave

by Demonic dave April 23, 2022

Snappy Dave

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022

Dave Sacra

A Dave Sacra type of person will criticize everything (even the Holy Bible) for him to win. They can be the casper of the group, the Sherlock if they want to, or the Cinderella, probably because of domestic abuse, LOL. They will pretend they are mysterious, quiet, and the wallflower-kind person but will often talk about how they hate humanity and their plans for human extinction. However, Dave Sacra type of person will accompany you in the rock bottom but they will tell you why you deserve to be on that state. They often have daddy issues and willing to pay for diapers for pleasure (joke, nevermind).

I would rather have a serial killer child than to have a Dave Sacra child.

by $ci-rim Albino January 13, 2022

dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020