Dan Chau

Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.

Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!

by dancutshimselflool April 19, 2019

Dan the man

A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.

Dan is the man whose most intelligent and all amazing. He’s practically a genius. Dan is the man with the plan.

That man, he’s a, “Dan the man.”

Wow, “Dan the man.”

by Goldenbarbii December 7, 2018

Dan Taylor

A very wonderful man that cooks the best beef stew in the whole wide world. This man is going to be married to the one and only D.P she loves to sing cook and clean. Dan has a sister named Shelia she makes terrible soup and pot pie.

Cool person, Nice, Friendly, Open for options, Dan taylor

by Danny Stew taylor January 7, 2012

dan arbel

Faggot who plays rocket league until 3 am every night

"No way u Dan arbeled last night!"
"Ya bro I got 2 hours of sleep"

by Dhruvjiggy April 3, 2017

Dan-zeer

The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...

The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?

by Gramma Momo October 24, 2011

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009

Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 4, 2020