jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 07, 2016

Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.

hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza

by Jewish Pizza for Jakes May 06, 2018

jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions

Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me

by werykul November 24, 2024

Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

jewish stack

When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.

Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.

by josham1334 April 09, 2024

Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

by Scurbird September 30, 2020

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 03, 2021