Dirty Noodle

A slang term for a slutty gay man.

Tim is such a dirty noodle.

by School Vivorum October 31, 2016

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

Mundane Noodle

Penis

They don’t call it the mundane noodle for nothing

by YoMommasDealer August 4, 2018

Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"

"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"

by R09 May 19, 2009

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006

sweaty noodle

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.

Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010

noob noodle

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.

He is such a noob noodle!

by Rajiesh January 17, 2008