Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)

"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."

by pastalover April 4, 2009

sweaty noodle

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.

Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010

Dirty Noodle

A slang term for a slutty gay man.

Tim is such a dirty noodle.

by School Vivorum October 31, 2016

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

Mundane Noodle

Penis

They don’t call it the mundane noodle for nothing

by YoMommasDealer August 4, 2018

Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"

"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"

by R09 May 19, 2009

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.

Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.

by Joemama2 July 17, 2006