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Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man
Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."
by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018
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Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.
by abe__world October 13, 2019
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Deuce Plus

A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.

Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
Judge gave me a deuce plus, now I'm going to the pen & my family wont be able to visit me.
by Emdee Emmay September 7, 2020
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Deuce Slot

A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.
That girl has a nice deuce slot!
by Slim Pixx February 9, 2009
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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
mugGet the Deuce-divingmug.

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