by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020
Get the Danger noodlemug. Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012
Get the Danger Jerkin'mug. The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
Get the Danger Almondsmug. a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything
by Absurdity May 4, 2021
Get the Drive-Thru Dangermug. Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
Get the danger zone chestmug. a situation or place in which there is a concentration of individuals with whom one has an awkward or complicated history; a place or situation that has the potential to breed awkward conversation, confrontation, and eye contact.
by meowmeowMEOW May 20, 2014
Get the danger pitmug.