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Face Crap

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).
"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"
by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009
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"For crap sake"

An expression usually used by mothers who have to watch their P&Q's around the kids. The art of sanitizing phrases that come from drunken sailors coming home from leave.
I have to run around all day and deal with so much stuff at the house "for crap sake".

I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".

Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.
by Ben Lickman February 22, 2007
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rap is crap

rap is crap can be refering to commercial music, a true hiphop would know, but it also can come from a ignorant person who only heard rap on the radio, or tv, and never wrapped their mind around indie music, or 'underground hiphop' they also suck on lolly pops and drink starbucks while dancing to madonnas new album.
Ignoranus #1: 'You can't spell rap without Crap'
Ignoranus #2: 'All rap music is about sex, money and violence, rap is crap.'
by VeelossCity July 12, 2006
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holy crap

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
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crap balls

Testicles that are smothered in faeces a ritual carried out by native americans.
Ah crap balls.

mmmmmmmm.....tastes like crap balls
by Correspondingly November 10, 2004
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crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
by poopstain devon May 10, 2008
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Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.
"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"
by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 3, 2018
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