Nerd Lair

A nerd lair is a specific location for a nerd beholding their nearest and dearest possessions. These possessions range from Star Trek figurines to an array of comic books as well an ergonomically fit video game/TV/surround sound system set up.

Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.

Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window

- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans

- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster

- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters

Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.

"I actually saw his nerd lair..I thought it was a rumour, but there it was, it's nerd lair-ness radiating from the crack in the door. There wasn't a lot of noise but there were "yes's" and distinct button mashing; no source of natural light coming from the room at all...I edged a little closer, obviously trying to be quiet or else I would disturb the beast within and it smelled like pizza. Oh and I definitely saw a poster of one of the chicks from Neon Genesis."

by dee_dawg September 19, 2011

nerd dome

When you play Gameboy, P.S.P., D.S.ect. under a blanket forming a dome around your self. Kev. & I made this word.

When I am cold and bored I play Gameboy in my Nerd Dome

by K-Man.A.J. August 24, 2006

caffe nerd

Due to the particular font chosen by Caffe Nero (a large UK Coffee house chain) for their company logo, it is often mistakenly read as 'Caffe Nerd'.

I will meet you at 3.00pm at Caffe Nerd.

The logo speaks for itself!

by Chris Everson May 23, 2006

uber nerd

The ultimate in nerdnisity; nerdus maximus

The uber nerd defragged my hard drive, installed Linux, and ultimately changed my life for the better.

by John Zimmerman April 12, 2005

Nerd Herd

A large group of nerds of either one or multiple kinds, who are mutually friends. Like any gang, except that all members know calculus, have an opinion on the economy, philosophy, and will try to convert you to their OS/Browser/Console. And are less likely to be able to take you in a fight.
Sometimes acting as a guild with a monopoly on intellect, and other times as an average bunch of friends.

Holy shit, how long has the Nerd Herd had girls?

by Vreemdst October 17, 2008

Hung Nerd

A Man who looks like a geek or dork; often he wears things like glasses, overalls, pocket protectors etc., But beneath his trousers he's hiding a massive genitalia.

"Ronald looks like such a dweeb carrying that Star trek trapper keeper everywhere." "Yeah, but Jennifer saw him in his little cross country shorts the other day in gym class, he looked like he was smuggling a swollen grapefruit between his legs; I think he might be a hung nerd."

by Hunggareth May 21, 2019

Cop Nerd

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerd’s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.

*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but you’re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)

by 🌴𝙒𝙞𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙡®️🌴 June 20, 2021