Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

by Jones lad December 2, 2022

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

Alligator Neck

Having a really crusty neck. The back of your neck is dry a prickly. Like Alligator skin.

Dude look at Mr. Thompson neck

Haha he has an Alligator neck

by Mr.Illuminated January 31, 2014

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017