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Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
by Broughton November 7, 2020
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Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022
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Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.
Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!
by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020
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Mailman Murphy

A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.
Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!
by Olivehead October 11, 2022
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skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.
"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.
by palice October 23, 2012
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Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Exceptions

"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
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