Murder

Something that i should do to my mother, but i cannot cause thats illegal.

Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

Mommy must murder

A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.

Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok

by Xopkm April 23, 2021

Torture rape and murder

Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.

I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2022

Ask murderer

Someone who pronounces the word "ask" like "AXE".

My Ebonics professor at Howard University asked me several questions, speaking like an ask murderer.

by Sardine Poopchute September 4, 2024

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

murder mutt

A pitbull, so named for their propensity to murder young children and the elderly.

Neighbor 'adopted' a murder mutt from the shelter. Hide your kids!

by RoundenBrown February 24, 2024