Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

mullet up ya

To get a mullet up ya

Hey clown get a mullet up ya

by Kingy74 October 3, 2017

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..

Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..

by TheMainLexx February 5, 2010

Mullet Bullet

A specific slang term used to describe a third generation Chevy Camaro, or Iroc Z28. Commonly used by automotive enthusiasts in the northern New England area.

Cars and coffee was great this morning, lots of cool shit. Would've been better if that dick in the mullet bullet would stop ripping donuts and getting us all kicked out. Damn thing makes alot of noise for 170 horsepower.

by Blackberry Lemonade October 1, 2023

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Mullet

The mullet is a hairstyle in which the hair is cut short at the front and sides, but left long at the back. It is usually worn by men that bog deep.

People who bear a Mullet believe it to not only be a haircut, but as a lifestyle.

by horny_harry October 9, 2019