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muddy charlie

The act of shitting into someone's and then the person with shit in their mouth gives you a blow job.
Legend has it, if you give Dwayne "the rock" Johnson and Muddy Charlie, Jesus himself will strike down a plague of acid rain on the entire world for an entire year.
by Username_4512 August 8, 2017
mugGet the muddy charliemug.

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.
James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game
by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025
mugGet the Drinking muddy watermug.

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”
Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it
by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023
mugGet the Muddy shotgunmug.

muddy icicle

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.
by Igothoes March 23, 2022
mugGet the muddy iciclemug.

Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
mugGet the Muddy Diamondmug.

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
mugGet the the muddy meat divemug.

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?
by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020
mugGet the Peppa’s muddy puddlemug.

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