Muddy rudder

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.
Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
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muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man
Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.
by tankhmper1918 November 05, 2024
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muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
by kungfumelissa March 04, 2024
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muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
by cumBag November 19, 2015
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Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?
by Some_Random_Geeza February 03, 2020
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muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.
Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.
by Rtrchc December 27, 2017
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Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel
Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 05, 2022
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