mouth lexus

A mouth Lexus is when a well dressed Asian woman; or a well dressed,clean shaven, Asian man removes their gold grill, fills their mouth with expensive champagne, and allows a person to dip their testicles into the champagne, before smoothly licking the tiny bubbles from said testicles. It is best when performed backstage at a wutang clan concert, and is always performed with a superior attitude.

After I paid for the coffee, I just assumed I'd get a mouth lexus

by Drew239 July 18, 2014

salty mouth

The taste of semen in your mouth after your friend got head from a girl and you hooked up with her after.

Corry: Ew, why does my mouth taste so salty?
Biga: LAL! You got the salty mouth bitch!

by Sir Miles May 26, 2009

vagina mouth

the smell of vagina on someones breath; someones mouth that looks like a vagina

What up vagina mouth, damn your mouth looks funny, plus your breath smells like a vaginal canal, ha ha ha ha ha.

by Fruir Legs January 11, 2009

yuk mouth

Very bad teeth, Possibly due to not brushing, Flossing..ECT,

OMG! Did you see that guys Yuk Mouth. He prob Chews Tobacco.

by Jim Reed June 3, 2006

Mouth Skill

The ability to catch food in your mouth

That girl has serious mouth skill

by Blinx1991 February 28, 2009

Bum Mouth

Strange creature from Star Wars IV A New Hope. Bum Mouth obviously has a Bum Shaped mouth, and gets angry at luke skywalker in the Cantina.

Also, an asshole. Literally.

Man that ass is such a bum mouth
or

Kiss me Leia, I want your saliva to run all through the cracks of my Bum Mouth.

I need to lick a good Bum Mouth.

Do you really want to french kiss that Bum Mouth?

I really love you Bum Mouth, and I love to rub my tongue through your poopy crack.

by Arty Sims December 28, 2008

mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.

So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.

by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011