moose

a direct reference to a male camel toe except the legs are spread apart, not closed, as opposed to camel toe.

the moose are heading north.

by eromiral January 20, 2006

Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.

woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...

by Jack the Rapper April 06, 2009

Moose

Pyscotic pimp. Has tolerence level to other people's number of eyelashes of 0. WILL mug you if given sufficient procation.

Hey look its Moose....oh shit she's seen us!.... RUN!!!!

by Barney the great polar bear October 09, 2006

moose

a verb, describing the action of laying around, watching tv, eating chips and bear on the couch, convelescing from a hangover, being lazy, etc....
Also can be used as a noun, describing a person who is partaking in the actions noted above.

Get up, you fucking moose! I'm tired of seeing you moosin' all fucking day!Do the dishes!

by none of your damn business November 18, 2003

moose

when someone burps everyone yells 'moose' and the last person to call gets punched by every one

'BELCH' - "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"

thump

by hairy wild man May 03, 2008

Moosing

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.

Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.

by Chilltownian June 27, 2013

moose

large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault

ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO August 26, 2005