Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

michael

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister

omg michael is such a slay kween.

by picklepoo December 4, 2018

Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.

Are you kidding me?!?! You really Michaeled things up.

by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

by Love2623 March 6, 2017

Michael

A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.

Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.

by Jimathorne August 26, 2018