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mahima

to have immense and/or lingering anxiety attack(s)
“dude i had the worst mahima last night, i got a C in bio!”
by Chug_Dady420 April 3, 2019
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Maxime

1. Beautiful, charming young french lady, usually highly demanding, and ambitious.

2. She also seems to be superior to the rest; the smartest. Most special girls in the world are named Maxime, they are the best at speaking French and destined for greatness.

3. Also tend to attract many creepers, but that isn't an big issue for any guy, because Michelle is so amazing.
Jo: Hey, did you see that new girl at school?

Bob: Yeah, I think she came from Kingston.

Jo: Dam, she must be a Maxime
by potluck123 May 12, 2010
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Makima

A trash character people hype up for no reason.
Makima is hot trash.
by Cudlyyy September 2, 2021
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Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!
Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."
by John NutNocker April 8, 2009
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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marimarie

a sweet girl with good hair and that loves all time low
i wish i was marimarie
by k-goods February 22, 2008
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maximi

The gayest person you would ever find he takes in 7 dick a time, but his own is to shot to fuck anny other guy
Where was Maximi yesterday, fucking with Calvin
by muricaboy6594336 November 19, 2013
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