Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.

Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

math class

the time set aside in the school day for students to daydream, doodle, and pass notes

Hey, I wrote you this in math class.

by Queen Of Ambiguity September 22, 2002

math homework

a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.

i gotta go do some math homework

by Gold Leader June 25, 2006

lego math

Shoddy or obviously inaccurate math.

In response to someone using Lego math by saying something like, "I worked for 5 hours and I got 60 bucks! I must have been getting payed like $18 an hour!"

"Dude that is some serious Lego math..."
"What are you using, Lego math?"

by A Fern June 28, 2007

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003