Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Mash

Mobile army surgical hospitals.were emergency hospitals since 2006.thay were replaced by csh.

cash. Need to get to the mash

by Rip.mash October 23, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes

She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash

by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022

Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.

When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.

by K.T.rees May 13, 2022