MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.

They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.

by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021

Monke

An awesome person

Frank is a monke

by Green600 December 25, 2021

MONKE

WHEN YOU STCIK YOUR DICK IN A GIRL OR A BOY YOU NEVER KNOW ITS 2022 AND STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING BANANA

Hey Baby Girl You Know How To Monke

by MONKEPPFARTBANANA April 3, 2022

Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022

monke

cool and funny cool guy

look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga

by monke y April 11, 2022

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022

monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)

wow, she monke my dick

by coolfrogs April 15, 2022