Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.
by Itvan Humperdink February 03, 2009
A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
by dj nemesis September 21, 2013
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
by Ben crawford September 26, 2007
When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.
Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful
Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful
by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010
by dolphy93 November 05, 2014
OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.
by Ben Mercer September 05, 2010
by Luke mafuckin B March 22, 2008