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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017
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Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
by Voortrekker June 25, 2024
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leave! the door

telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.
someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*
by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019
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National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.
You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go
by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024
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Leave me alone

This is to everyone in my class, leave me alone and stop finding my social media account. Thank you!
To everyone in my class, leave me alone.
by Hehe.hehaw December 6, 2022
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I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.
Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
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