When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
Get the Lazy Windshield Wipermug. That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.
Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”
by Binarysmart September 20, 2019
Get the The lazy days of dadmug. Julio gave his boss the flu, so his entire off would get off from work.
That is an example of a wingler lazy man
That is an example of a wingler lazy man
by JohnFerg3702 February 1, 2022
Get the Wingler lazy manmug. The lazy day belly usually refers to girls, it happens when wearing any outfit but usually on the lazy day outfit. It's those few inches of your stomach that shows, not from fat, but simply from your shirt riding up and you're too lazy to pull it down.
Having a lazy day today, nothing like a tank top, sweatpants, hair tied, and chilling with no make up on. Oh and it seems i have some of the lazy day belly too haha.
by Sugary Cake June 27, 2016
Get the The Lazy Day Bellymug. A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
Get the Lazy-ass fuckmug. "A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."
by Nitebred March 24, 2009
Get the Laziness Surcharge Feemug. by Biteofapple October 18, 2018
Get the Lazy Susan Boimug.