limbo lander

Person awaiting diagnosis of ms

as i have been waiting two years for a diagnosis i consider myself to be a limbo lander

by Mick Cornes June 24, 2007

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

The Lacerator

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004

lanier

a pedophile with long fingers

"honey, don't give our address. thats a lanier."
"too late."
knock on the door.

by bobmarleylover October 4, 2009

Lance Stewart

The best youtuber ever and has a beautiful girlfriend named Lizzy Wurst. He is one of the most successful youtubers on YouTube. His YouTube name is Lance210

Lance Stewart is the best youtuber ever.

by Lance_210lover December 18, 2016

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008