Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
by i really shouldn't October 26, 2013
Person 1: Ughhh, I have to be lab partners with Kyle this semester
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy
by op potato slayer April 15, 2015
Kyle aka PasteEaster on habbohotel.com is nothing but a straight up pimp like Steve, his master.. also known as -Konvict on habbohotel.com
by stayve January 22, 2008
A retarded young lad who likes it up the ass, axe body spray and chugging monsters all night long. Kyle's are also very over the top and annoying. They also usually treat women like shit and hate there fathers
by Kyleisaretard768 June 20, 2019
by Saulxddddddddd January 24, 2018
a fag ass bro, who rides motocross. he always says he is faster then one of his friends , because he is compensating for his dick size. he drives a tractor and loves him some red heads. he is a fuck boy and has ASSBURGERS!
by BIGPOPPA121 December 31, 2013
by adsasdf January 12, 2009