Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

janaepostedthat

A spam page on Instagram with over 50k+ followers. She’s known for being Megan Thee Stallion’s “wife” and posting down bad shit.

Person 1: Hey did you see janaepostedthat’s new post on Instagram?
Person 2: No, what did she post now? Something about Megan again? 🙄
Person 1: Yeah lmao

by Brxsk September 28, 2022

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.

(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?

by GONAH November 7, 2022