a jesus blunt is two blunts that are conected in the middle so they look like a cross. When you smoke it you light three of the ends and puff on the fouth.
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by wordlady May 6, 2006
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- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.
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by MrsMissa January 1, 2012
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Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
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